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On sunday at church after service I went into the bathroom to take a peepee. I unbuckle, unbutton, unzip and pull down and start to do my business. I was just looking straight at the wall because that's what u do in that situation. A second after i started, i heard a PLUNK and a CLINK. I look down and my stinkin belt buckle fell off my belt and sunk to the bottom of the urinal! And it was Howard's belt!! The first thing that came to mind was "Oh crap how can i get that out without getting piss all over myself!?" So i flushed it gently hoping that it wouldnt suck the buckle down with it, and it didnt. So now at least the water looked clean and i could get it without getting urine all over my hand. But by then it was too late. Another guy came and started going. So it was off to T-Shirt Warehouse to get a new buckle for Howie :(

Haha look at me and kc's convo:

ArghMan: HEY
bronfufu: wgat
ArghMan: IM BEHIND YOU TURN AROUND

He was doing some photoshopping so it took him a minute to turn around but when he did i was like BOO#@! and he like jumped hahaha it doesnt sound that funny but it was friggin cute cuz kc was so stupid for getting scared hahah crap haha lol haha@!

KC jacks up our class discussion - So i have this econ chatroom online so we can all ask the teacher questions. There is a drawing board on the top half of the screen and you can draw on it and no one can tell who's drawing so for fun i started drawing ninja turtles while we were all waiting for the teacher. KC comes back from class and he is like DUDE I WANNA COME HAHA and he joins under my name so there is 2 Trevor Mckees in the chatroom and he starts drawing penises and boobs and drawing equations like 2cos X + Arcsin Alpha = SEX and all this stuff. I havent seen him laugh so hard in so long hahah...so he goes on for like 20 minutes raping our classroom and cracking up and people start asking "dude who are you?" and he says he is Lucas Froschheimer, another guy in our econ class and everyone was like dude shut up lucas haha

I get to know Chris a little too well - One nite firstr quarter at ali's room, ali, jason and me and someone else i think were just hanging out in ali's room playing mario party or soimething and ali's suitemate chris comes in. He had like a tennisball tube in his pants or something to make it look like u-know-what and he was just like "sup guys" like it was normal. That was pretty funny. Then Chris' roommate Steve comes along and pantses him but apparently he grabbed a little too hard. Ali and Jason were complaining that they saw Chris's ass and that it was nasty. They got off easy. What I saw should never be spoken of ever again.

A story I remember from like 8th grade which was REALLY jacked up of me and jojo. Jojo changed her voice and pretended to be a girl named Grace i think it was from a school in torrance. She called Brian and pretended to like him and she gave me notes to give to him and they would write back and forth and talk on the phone all the time. Brian never seemed to suspect that it was jojo, i guess jojo did a crazy job of acting. It ended up we told him we were lying to him the whole time and he was pretty sad and we were laughing. I was an ass back then.

Some stories about urine:

1) KC pissing in the wrong place- He told me one night he was sleep-walking and he went to the bathroom and he started doing his thing but it didn't sound right. It wasn't splashing, it sounded dry. After he finished he went back to his bed. In the morning his mom asked him "KC-AH! Did you pee pee in the garbage can?" and he went and checked, and sure enough.....

2) David Choi pees in a VERY WRONG place- Howard was telling me about how in like 7th grade a guy named David was sleeping over at his house. This was back when Sharon's room was Howard's Grandma and Aunt's room. In the middle of the night when they were both sleeping, David got up and walked into the Grandma's room and dropped his pants. He started going on the floor. Howard's Granny was like "UH WHAT ARE YOU DOING@#!" and David replied "It's crazy man....It's crazy." And he was sleeping the whole time. heh.

Click here to look at my dream diary! Sometimes i don't add dreams for a long time cuz i forget to or i'm too lazy or i don't have dreams, so there are big gaps. Sharks are scary so i havea lot of dreams about them.